...or maybe you're not, and that's ok, too. I've been inspired to start writing a blog for no audience in particular. I'm finding that I have more and more to say but I am horrible at talking it out, so I've decided to express my displeasure with the world in an online forum.
That being said, I had to come up with a title for this blog, and it had to be funny and eye-catching, just like me. (Hardy har har har....) Thinking about possible titles made me think of a semi-important parable, that being the parable of the pants-less mother-in-law. And now, without further ado...
There once was a mother-in-law that could rival the world's worst mother-in-law. She hated herself, and in doing so, hated anything good around her. This awful woman did bring forth a decent son, who in turn married a pretty kick-ass chick, if I do say so myself. Well, the evil mother-in-law hated the daughter-in-law with all of her enlarged heart and did try to make her life miserable. But the daughter-in-law did have a secret. She knew that even though said m-i-l would do her best to appear flawless to all of society, when at home she lounged about in nothing but her t-shirt and underwear bottoms. She lived a slothful life, never cooking or cleaning and rarely showering. One day while discussing the m-i-l, husband said to his fair bride "I wonder what my mom could do to make herself happy." The sweet daughter-in-law thought for a second and replied, "I'm not quite sure, but I do know that the first step to happiness is putting on pants."
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